{"id":22,"date":"2008-10-05T14:09:42","date_gmt":"2008-10-05T12:09:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sasha.grotacienia.net\/?p=22"},"modified":"2008-10-05T14:09:42","modified_gmt":"2008-10-05T12:09:42","slug":"typowo-szwedzkie-czyli-typical-swedish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sasha.grotacienia.private.bjubba.com\/index.php\/2008\/10\/05\/typowo-szwedzkie-czyli-typical-swedish\/","title":{"rendered":"Typowo szwedzkie, czyli &#8216;Typical Swedish&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Przeprowadzi\u0142em si\u0119 ostatnio do nowego mieszkania. Jak to zwykle bywa w nowym miejscu, ogarnia si\u0119 wtedy wszystko \u015bwie\u017cym spojrzeniem i dziwi &#8220;oczywistym oczywisto\u015bciom&#8221; &#8211; przynajmniej na pocz\u0105tku, dop\u00f3ki cz\u0142owiek nie przywyknie. Wczoraj, przy okazji robienia prania, moj\u0105 uwag\u0119 zwr\u00f3ci\u0142 rega\u0142 z ksi\u0105\u017ckami, stoj\u0105cy na piwnicznym korytarzu, tu\u017c przy drzwiach do pralni:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_24\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sasha.grotacienia.private.bjubba.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/polka.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-24\" class=\"size-full wp-image-24\" title=\"P\u00f3\u0142ka w piwnicy\" src=\"http:\/\/sasha.grotacienia.private.bjubba.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/polka.jpg\" alt=\"P\u00f3\u0142ka w piwnicy\" width=\"500\" height=\"666\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sasha.grotacienia.private.bjubba.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/polka.jpg 612w, https:\/\/sasha.grotacienia.private.bjubba.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/polka-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-24\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">P\u00f3\u0142ka w piwnicy<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Na p\u00f3\u0142eczce przylepiono nast\u0119puj\u0105c\u0105 karteczk\u0119:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_25\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sasha.grotacienia.private.bjubba.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/polka_napis.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-25\" class=\"size-full wp-image-25\" title=\"Napis na p\u00f3\u0142ce\" src=\"http:\/\/sasha.grotacienia.private.bjubba.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/polka_napis.jpg\" alt=\"Napis na p\u00f3\u0142ce\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sasha.grotacienia.private.bjubba.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/polka_napis.jpg 653w, https:\/\/sasha.grotacienia.private.bjubba.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/10\/polka_napis-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-25\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Napis na p\u00f3\u0142ce<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Kt\u00f3r\u0105 przet\u0142umaczy\u0107 mo\u017cna mniej wi\u0119cej tak:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Tymczasowy rega\u0142 komunistyczny<\/p>\n<p>Rzeczy, kt\u00f3rych ju\u017c d\u0142u\u017cej nie b\u0119d\u0119 potrzebowa\u0107. Zabieraj to, co chcesz. Reszt\u0119 wyrzucam.<\/p>\n<p>Olle E. z parteru.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Podsumowuj\u0105c:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Chcia\u0142o mu si\u0119 znie\u015b\u0107 rega\u0142 do piwnicy.<\/li>\n<li>Chcia\u0142o mu si\u0119 znie\u015b\u0107 ksi\u0105\u017cki i u\u0142o\u017cy\u0107 je na regale.<\/li>\n<li>Chcia\u0142o mu si\u0119 napisa\u0107 i przyklei\u0107 karteczk\u0119, \u017ceby nikt nie mia\u0142 w\u0105tpliwo\u015bci.<\/li>\n<li>Chce mu si\u0119 troch\u0119 poczeka\u0107 przed wywaleniem, bo a nu\u017c si\u0119 komu\u015b co\u015b przyda.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><em>Typical swedish<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Przeprowadzi\u0142em si\u0119 ostatnio do nowego mieszkania. Jak to zwykle bywa w nowym miejscu, ogarnia si\u0119 wtedy wszystko \u015bwie\u017cym spojrzeniem i dziwi &#8220;oczywistym oczywisto\u015bciom&#8221; &#8211; przynajmniej na pocz\u0105tku, dop\u00f3ki cz\u0142owiek nie przywyknie. 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